Bart Simpson Chalkboard

Welcome to Season Two of "The Simpsons" on DVD - twenty-two jam-packed episodes of malicious cartoon frivolity that helped make 1990 and 1991 such entertaining and annoying years. This is when full-blown Simpsons Mania hit America. and millions of thoughtful young people across the land were either wearing or selling bootleg Bart Simpson T-shirts. The wild success of the TV show, along with every product that had Bart's leering face slapped on it, would have been daunting had we been able to look up from our drawing tables. But everyone who wore on "The Simpsons" was so consumed with the making of the weekly cartoon that we were able to maintain the exhaustion and worry and carefully nursed bitterness that lies behind all successful Hollywood extravaganzas. If the first season was a series of wild experiments that succeeded beyond our dreams, the second season was a nonstop workathon that was redeemed by the knowledge we were amusing and irritating so many people. Many of the shows from this season remain among my all-time favorites. I'm particularly fond of Bart's pride in getting a grade of D-minus at the end of "Bart Gets An F"; the debut of the ever-slobbering Kang and Kodos in the first of our annual "Treehouse Of Horror" episodes; Homer almost making it across Springfield Gorge on Bart's skateboard; Mr. Burns taking a reluctant bite of Blinky, the three-eyed fish; Maggie bonking Homer with a mallet after watching an "Itchy & Scratchy" cartoon; Bart going to Hell in "Bart Gets Hit By A Car"; and the flashback scene in "The Way We Was," when Homer catches his first glimpse of Marge in high school (se was hot). So put on a ratty old Simpsons T-shirt, grab a bowlful of heavily-salted snack treats, and sink into the couch for a marathon of "Simpsons" classics. If you look carefully, you can see actual drops of blood, sweat and tears on may of the animation cels. Enjoy! Your chum, Matt Groening. Contains the complete second season with all 22 episodes.

"Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire": After Bart's tatoo removal, Homer's failure as a department store Santa, and a bad day at the dog track, Christmas prospects look dim for the Simpsons. But Homer seizes the day and, with the help of Santa's Little Helper, blunders home with the best gift of all-something to share the family's love. And frighten prowler. A holiday classic! "Mr. Plow": Homer opens a snow plow business only to have his best friend Barney open a rival outfit, with commercials by Linda Ronstadt. Homer sends Barney into an avalanche, then feels guilty and saves his life. "Miracles On Evergreen Terrace": Bart inadvertently burns down the Simpsons's Christmas tree, and claims that burglars did it. The town opens its heart to the family, only to turn on them when the truth is discovered. "Grift Of The Magic": Bart is confined to a wheelchair and Springfield Elementary must construct ramps accessible to him. To pay for the construction, a corporation takes over the school and uses Tehran children to design the next must-have Christmas toy. "She Of Little Faith": Homer and Bart collaborate on a model rocket which destroys The First Church of Springfield. To raise money for repairs, the church sell advertising space, outraging Lisa-who becomes Buddhist, with the help of guest star Richard Gere.

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